New No. 1 - As long as you love me (by Justin Bieber)

Τώρα που σταδιακά διαφαίνεται ότι κάτι γίνεται με την καταπολέμηση της φοροδιαφυγής.

Τώρα που η Μέρκελ αρχίζει να μας θέλει στην ευρωζώνη. (Πάντοτε μας ήθελε! Τώρα όμως που έχουμε δείγματα αξιοπιστίας μπορεί και να το υπερασπιστεί.)

Τώρα που ο Ντράγκι έκανε αισθητή την παρουσία του.

Τώρα που και ο κάθε πικραμένος μισθωτός Έλληνας θα πληρώσει.

Τραγουδάμε! Γιατί είμαστε αισιόδοξοι ότι θα βγούμε επιτέλους από την κρίση! Άλλωστε στην ευρωπαϊκή αγορά είμαστε πιο κοντά από την Κίνα και πλέον είμαστε και το ίδιο φθηνά με την Κίνα εάν λάβουμε υπόψη το κόστος μεταφοράς. Άσε που επιτέλους θα μας οργανώσουν αφού δεν το κάναμε τόσα χρόνια μόνοι μας.

Τι τραγουδάμε?

Justin Bieber! 

As long as you love me, we could be starving, we could be homeless, we could be broke!

As long as you love me!

Dedicated to Merkel!We love you! Because for a politician you are extremely modest and honest! And it's an honor that you have the will to change us for the better!

Our future is in your safe hands, with pleasure!

New No. 1 - We are never getting back together (by Taylor Swift)

Thank you Lord for my being Greek!

It's not a gens issue! 

It’s the thought of ‘a better future’ issue for our kids!

Let’s make the world a better place!

Let’s create the United States of Europe!

Draghi thank you for being there! Thank you for bringing a Southern air to the Northern Europe! Thank you for showing them that many of us Mediterraneans have a soul! We are the Southern fighters! We and the Israeli at last fighting side by side with the common enemy! Those who treat women wrong! It’s not the religion! It’s a custom and through this religion many women do not have the right to have rights. Lucky Southern people you have been treating women better all the time! You do not actually realize that for us, now is the time to start over! That is why we let ourselves suffer this financial crisis and not make a revolution!

What you need now is your money! The fact is, we don’t have this amount of money! Why don’t you look elsewhere? Most of our newly wealthy sent their ‘cash’ out! Take it from there! Don’t make people suffer! You need us!

If we suffer, you will never take your money back! And we intend to make the thieves pay you, the money stolen from you!

If you let us breathe financially, after the implementation of all these measures you will get your money back! If not another political party will have a party singing: We are never getting back together (by Taylor Swift)

And as it’s shown on the video, carnivals will enjoy most!